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2008 Annual Meeting Agenda

The 2008 Annual Meeting Agenda has been announced!
See complete details.

2008 Annual Shareholders Meeting Announcement

This year we are not forgetting it!
We are remembering it. Yes we are!!!
172 years later, our 2008 meeting will be
held at the ALAMO in San Antonio TX.

Meeting headquarters, accommodations, and all meals will be in the San Antonio Motel 6 (it’s the economy folks, we were originally booked into the San Antonio Ritz Carlton).
For full details, see our mailing.

"No Way!"

“No Way!”

Rumors abound.
Gossip galore.
We can’t figure out
What to believe any more.

A party is planned –
or so we’ve been told.
But the age numbers … er … high
and You’re not that old!

‘Cause a kid in your heart
You always will be,
Never seeming to age,
Just playing blissfully.

Still a punster, a jokester,
A funster, a clown,
Always a big smile –
Never a frown.

The way you live life
With humor and heart,
Just a kid playing jokes
Not just any old fart!

And, since age is all mental,
(You can choose, we’ve been told)
You can act how you feel
So You’ll never be old!

Yeah, well, maybe old-er,
But, hey, what’s the fuss?
Cause you’ll never seem 80 –
More like 0-8 to us.

We wish we could party
With you on your day.
But, our family’s coming
So at home we must stay.

So, accept, please, our love
And our thoughts in this letter.
‘Cause from where we are standing
There’s not a friend better.

Happy B-Day.

– Ed & Elaine

PS. Maybe you could forgive us for the “old fart” thing, huh?!

Poem to the Chairman

To the Chairman

Having traveled near and far,
Only hoping to be where you are.
Navigating by car, ship and train,
Over smooth and rough terrain.
Realizing it was my duty to be,
In the place my chairman chose for me.
No celebration could be complete,
Guiding me only to my chairman’s feet.

Now I sit on a train going at a snails pace,
On the day of your birthday, what a race!
Riding across the country to honor you,
My body is tired there’s a hole in my shoe.
Although I’ll never be there on time,
Norman, my best wishes to you fills my mind.

Happy Birthday
Marion Kraskin

Annual Stockholder’s Meeting

2006 Annual Stockholders Meeting

To be held at the Shrine Auditorium
Los Angeles, California on
August 27th in conjunction with the

2006 EMMY AWARDS

The full agenda for our meeting will be completed by August 10th, but in the meantime you can be planning to attend. All transportation, and lodging accomodations will be provided by your corporation; however, there will be a $19.95 charge for spouses and significant others.

CALL NOW (202) 673-8400 TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS. REFER TO TRIP #46503948576X

We think your chairman will be receiving a special award that evening and he is very excited about it…..

Stay tuned for further information which will be communicated to you.

Website Launched!

In an unprecedented event at this year’s annual meeting, the board voted 14-13 to reach a wider audience. Accepting grants from the National Endowment of the Arts and the Homer and Martha Gudelsky Foundation, the August 27th Corporation now has a presence on the World Wide Web. Unfortunately, due to budget limitations and cost considerations, a color website could not be procured. Black and white will have to do for now.

Annual Meeting Agenda Delayed

The Annual Meeting Agenda announcement is delayed, but don’t lose sleep — the meeting will run on time!

August 27 for All Nations

August 1, 2005 – In an attempt to promote unification throughout the world (and once again hope to be in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize), your Chairman announces the “August 27 for all Nations” project. Details to come shortly.