Now, for the first time EVER, the August 27th Corporation is offering a chance for you to see what the Chairman does as head of the August 27th Corporation. A typical day for the chairman may or may not include:
- Lunch at Windsor Palace
- Mediating tense international political situations
- Finding a new vacuum cleaner (the old one didn't make it)
Finalists will be contacted at the completion of the preliminary entry period. (Don't call us; we'll call you.) By entering the sweepstakes, you agree to a full background check. You may need to apply separately for government and/or military clearance in order to be a finalist. August 27th Corporation employees are not eligible to enter. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited by law.